Maybe I’ll light some candles, too.

Ugh.  My wisdom teeth are hurting.  All five of them, I think.

So yesterday I was handed a golden ticket to Jokes For The Day, and it was the cougar.  Oh Cougar!  Bless you for offering me a day of anecdotes and one-liners.  I really needed that.  Yesterday was Cougar Joke Day.  I celebrated primarily on facebook and in text messages, but also verbally, you know, in social situations etc.  Whenever I could force the subject of big cats to arise.

So I guess onto today, a day when my wisdom teeth hurt and I am wearing this kickass shirt that makes me feel like a soon-to-be mob wife.  It’s like this weird animal print with a plunging V-neck.  Actually.  With a little more volume in my hair and a pair of red pumps I could look a little like The Nanny in it.  If I wanted.  My stlye right now, though, is a little bit more “sleepy receptionist.”  I mean it.  All the way down to the hair pulled half back and glasses.

Okay so here’s what I’m thinking.  It’s Wednesday.  After a little bit of master planning (Amyblogdictionary says: writing in Starbucks after work) I am going to go home and whip up something domestic.  I’m thinking maybe chicken noodle soup.  What do you put in that, like onions carrots, um, noodles?  Yeah.  I can totally make that.  I have all that stuff.  Spices.  I’ll borrow some of those from Wayne.  I can probably put some garlic in there that might be good.  Yeah.  Yeah!  I’m going to do it.  Yeah!

Okay and then here is one letting-myself-off-the-hook aspiration.  I have been working on this huge afghan FOREVER, like, I started it for my boyfriend three boyfriends ago.  And I am still not finished.  And I would like to really finish.  And I have it promised to Wayne. (I know that probably doesn’t sound fine, but it is.)  Anyway, so when I crochet I usually try to work on that.  But it is such a big blanket and I am sick of working on it.  Blue!  Sick of blue.  So I think I am just going to… crochet something else.  Just do it, you know.  Just find a cute pattern and finish something cute.  Oooh, that sounds so good.

So tonight I am going to make chicken noodle soup, crochet something cute, and possibly feed the children because as it turns out I am the most Domestic I Have Ever Been today on this day, post-cougar.

Ooh maybe I will even paint my nails some cute classic color like red or pink.  I like it.  Good idea.